Dirty Thoughts In A Small Package

Kinks, interests and fandoms sprinkled on top

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suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

STOP MESSING UP THE DOCTORING SYSTEM, MOFFAT.

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thedinosaurprince:

ohifonlyx33:

Steven Moffat has called into question calling Peter Capaldi’s incarnation the “Twelfth Doctor”.

“I’m just going to throw this continuity grenade back at Doctor Who fans and say, “You are all wrong!” 

WOW. RUDE MUCH?!
YOU’RE CALLING ALL THE FANS WRONG SO YOU CAN BE RIGHT?! YOU REALIZE HOW INSULTING THAT IS TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FANS RIGHT? OF COURSE WE KNOW THE ACTORS, YES. BUT THE SYSTEM OF NUMBERING MADE SENSE. UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO PLAY WITH IT AND MAKE YOUR OWN RULES.

THIS MAN IS A CREATING A NIGHTMARE FOR THE CANON.

“He has never called himself the anything-th Doctor in the show. If the Doctor was a real person and walked in here, and you said, “Which incarnation are you?” he’d have to think, just as you’d have to think about how many houses you’ve lived in. He never thinks of himself as a numbered Doctor…”

True, he is just “The Doctor” and it doesn’t matter to me what number or what face. But for that matter, he doesn’t walk about calling himself the Capaldi-Doctor or the Tom Baker-Doctor or the Colin Baker-Doctor or the War Doctor. It’s all syntax. And for that matter, he can actually count his faces if he wants to, whereas he (the Doctor) cannot possibly think of himself in terms of actors. And as a matter of fact he does at times. 

"You’ve regenerated."
"Oh. Half a dozen times since we last met."

THE LODGER

CRAIG: “You’re a—”
DOCTOR: “Yes.” 
CRAIG: “From—”
DOCTOR: “Shush.”
CRAIG: “You’ve got a TARDIS!”
DOCTOR: “Yes. Shush. Eleventh. Right. Okay, specific detail.”

source: (x)

Also, from The Five Doctors…

DOCTOR 1: Me? Yes. Yes, I’m afraid so. Regeneration?
DOCTOR 5: Fourth.
DOCTOR 1: Goodness me! So, there are five of me now!

silversundancer:

voguedissent:

wocinsolidarity:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

sickening 

also if you look at the list of countries
basically all the second and third world countries voted “yes” and european/”western”/first world countries voted “abstain”
jfc
they really don’t have two shits to give about brown bodies and colonized peoples

Also notice how to US was the only country to flat out vote NO.

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silversundancer:

voguedissent:

wocinsolidarity:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

sickening 

also if you look at the list of countries

basically all the second and third world countries voted “yes” and european/”western”/first world countries voted “abstain”

jfc

they really don’t have two shits to give about brown bodies and colonized peoples

Also notice how to US was the only country to flat out vote NO.

(Source: twitter.com)

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

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mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 

see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

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baroniansmythe:

pleatedjeans:

Parents Will Understand (20 Pics)

Hey Harper!

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the-average-gatsby:

this is honestly how a normal person would react to 99% of these crime scene descriptions

(x)

Misty Mountains
Howard Shore, Richard Armitage & The Dwarf Cast
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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i am in an exclusive relationship with the very bottom note of Richard Armitage’s vocal register

"While many authors deserve the credit for the recent renaissance of young adult and middle grade fiction, there’s one in particular who was a catalytic force in propelling literature for children into the larger sphere, driving millions of readers to bookstores, and sparking a massive, global movement of fans. Earlier books on quirky, sweet, delightful subjects gave way to progressively darker ones that still retained a characteristic whimsy and sense of humor, and this author’s fame only grew with each title. The author’s public appearances were greeted by thousands of screaming fans, and the books led to movie adaptations and to a whole new fandom.

You might thinking I’m talking about John Green, the current media darling, who’s been repeatedly credited with making YA mainstream, but, actually, I’m not. I’m talking about J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter series, which weren’t just groundbreaking and didn’t just inspire a new revival in children’s literature. They shaped an entire generation."

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Last night John Green received MTV’s Fandom “Visionary” award. Today, Daily Dot guest columnist S.E. Smith speaks out about the John Green Effect

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(via dailydot)

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thedinosaurprince:

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

"No need to call me ‘sir’, professor."

I am actually really angry about this, in a completely irrational way. Like you don’t understand my love for Harry Potter. I already am very angry with this and I want to punch future everyone in the face. MY LOVE FOR HARRY POTTER WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE FACT THAT FUTURE EVERYONE WILL GET THE SASS OF HARRY, THE PERFECT HAIR THAT THEY ONLY ACHIEVED IN THE 3RD MOVIE, THE AMAZINGNESS THAT WAS THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, ‘did you put your name in the gobelt of fire Harry?, THE FUCKING HORCRUX HUNT, FULL OF BORING EVERYDAY SHIT, AND EVEN JUST THEM SITTING CLASS LEARNING SHIT, AND FUCKING PEEVES.

OH AND THE FUKING DEATH OF VOLDEMORT, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THE DEATH OF AN ORDINARY MAN YOU FUCKERS. I hate all of you future people and if I die before they remake it/finish remaking it, I am going to haunt all of you so i will be able to see it. fuCK. 

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(Source: josette-arnauld)

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the-lostsister-ofmischief:

This is why I love the LotR fandom.

thedinosaurprince:

paradisetowers:

Here is the episodes talk through with SM from SFX. All sounds very exciting!

"And sometimes I think ‘We never actually tied that off… shall we just go and sort that now?’"
Urrggghh. I always suspected this was the case. Those loose ends weren’t on purpose, he LITERALLY ADMITS TO NEVER ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT RESOLVING THEM. Unless he thinks it’ll be funny. Otherwise, fuck continuity. 

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thedinosaurprince:

paradisetowers:

Here is the episodes talk through with SM from SFX. All sounds very exciting!

"And sometimes I think ‘We never actually tied that off… shall we just go and sort that now?’"

Urrggghh. I always suspected this was the case. Those loose ends weren’t on purpose, he LITERALLY ADMITS TO NEVER ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT RESOLVING THEM. Unless he thinks it’ll be funny. Otherwise, fuck continuity. 

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fayanora:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

And the book’s depiction of BDSM reads like a Creationist trying to explain evolution.

(Source: hannibalitus)

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the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

"James Potter, did you lose Harry again?" shouts Lily Potter to her husband at eleven o’clock at night.

"Er…maybe?" says James, cringing slightly and backing away.

"You see, Harry? That’s the brightest star in the sky," Sirius whispers to the child wrapped in his leather jacket as they both sit on the shingled roof, oblivious to the argument raging below.