Dirty Thoughts In A Small Package

Kinks, interests and fandoms sprinkled on top

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supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

(Source: boyx)

"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"

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don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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missharpersworld:

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.


brilliantly stated

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missharpersworld:

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

brilliantly stated

enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

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enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

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secretlymisha:

the cutest dorks [donate]

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40s-queen:

my favorite scene ever

sun-thief-rai:

rainaweather:


Then and now

But notice how this headline from the civil rights era is more sympathetic to the victims than most you’d see today. 

^^^^ The ABOVE COMMENT.

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sun-thief-rai:

rainaweather:

Then and now

But notice how this headline from the civil rights era is more sympathetic to the victims than most you’d see today. 

^^^^ The ABOVE COMMENT.

(Source: talented10th)

"I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art."

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Helena Bonham Carter (via xhromosomes)

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misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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mosoli:

but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)

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the-fantastic-chimichanga:

Does anyone else have that OTP where person A can be shipped with literally anyone and you’d enjoy it but the second you see person B with anyone else you cringe?

missharpersworld:

wordgirl179:

notnumbersix:

life-love-no-excuses:

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

Terrifyingly Awesome!

Oh my god YES!! How do you do this? I would love to make this happen for my kids.

How fun would this be with a toddler who’s an awkward walker?  Someone lend me a toddler size kid!  (I’m looking at you, tinyfistsofdoom.  Let me borrow your cute little mini.)Mine’s too big and he’d be striking constant ninja-esque poses.

ha !! this is great !

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missharpersworld:

wordgirl179:

notnumbersix:

life-love-no-excuses:

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

Terrifyingly Awesome!

Oh my god YES!! How do you do this? I would love to make this happen for my kids.

How fun would this be with a toddler who’s an awkward walker? 
Someone lend me a toddler size kid!  (I’m looking at you, tinyfistsofdoom.  Let me borrow your cute little mini.)
Mine’s too big and he’d be striking constant ninja-esque poses.

ha !! this is great !